Bollywood has blessed us with some of the wackiest, most laugh-out-loud dialogues ever! If you were looking for some funny Bollywood dialogues that you can try on your friends, you’ve come to the right place. Whether you’re a hardcore Bollywood buff or just someone who loves a good chuckle, these one-liners never get old. From iconic classics to modern-day rib-ticklers, this list has it all. So sit back, grab some popcorn, and get ready to relive the funniest dialogues from some of the best comedy movies Bollywood has ever given us!
- “Yeh Baburao ka style hai!” – Hera Pheri
- “Utha le re baba, utha le! Mereko nahi re, in dono ko utha le!” – Hera Pheri
- “Tumhara naam kya hai Basanti” – Sholay
- “21 din mein paisa double!” – Phir Hera Pheri
- “Amir aadmi dekha nahi ki, bhikhari ki tarah bhikh mangna shuru” – Phir Hera Pheri
- “Kamse kam 30 saal ka time de re” – Phir Hera Pheri
- “Crime master Gogo naam hai mera, aankhen nikal ke gotiyaan khelta hoon.” – Andaz Apna Apna
- “Teja main hoon, Mark idhar hai!” – Andaz Apna Apna
- “Galti se mistake ho gaya” – Andaz Apna Apna
- “I can talk English, I can walk English, I can laugh English because English is a very phunny language” – Namak Halal
- “Tum kya apne aap ko Mughal-e-Azam, hum log ko Anarkali samajhta hai be … kitna nacha raha hai?” – Bade Miyan Chote Miyan
- “Ek chutki sindoor ki keemat tum kya jaano Ramesh Babu?” – Om Shanti Om
- “You shot gun, me quick gun Murugun … Ati-pati-kati yenna rascala tu dai … Mind It!” – Om Shanti Om
- “Waah, kya acting karta hai.. Waah, kya acting karta hai…” – Om Shanti Om
- “Bhai ne bola karne ka, matlab karne ka!” – Wanted
- “Arey kya karu mai iska? maar bhi nahi sakta, pyaar jo karta hai mujhse” – Welcome
- “Aloo lelo, kanda lelo…subah se na ek aloo bika hai Naa bika hai aadha kanda” – Welcome
- “Meri ek taang nakli hai, main hockey ka bohat bada khiladi tha” – Welcome
- “Tera baap yahan chhod ke gaya tha ki teri maa” – Welcome
- “Iska photo khinch kar isko dikha ke isspe puch lete hain ye kaun hai, tab toh ye batayega na ye kaun hai” – Chup Chup Ke
- “Chhoti bachchi ho kya?” – Heropanti
- “Aawaz Neeche” – Action Replayy
- “Jahanpanah tussi great ho, tohfa kabool karo.” – 3 Idiots
- “Dost fail ho jaye toh dukh hota hai … Lekin dost first aa jaye toh zyada dukh hota hai” – 3 Idiots
- “Badi duvidha thi, dost ko sambhalte ki dost ki maa ke aansu pochte, fir humne socha hatao yaar matar paneer pe concentrate karo” – 3 Idiots
- “Aal izz well!” – 3 Idiots
- “Mujhe ghar jaana hai” – Raazi
- “Imma joking” – Housefull Series
- “Bass. Bahut Ho Gaya.. Itna Gussa Chadadiya Tum Logon Ne.. Ki.. Mein Baith Hi Jaata Hoon.” – Chennai Express
- “Meri dictionary me impossible word hai hi nahi…Acha? Kahan se kharidi aisi bakwaas dictionary?” – Chennai Express
- “Chinna mudail hogayi… Meena chudail hogayi” – Chennai Express
Bollywood has been cracking us up for decades, and these comedy dialogues are proof that humor never goes out of style! Whether you’re binge-watching old classic Hindi movies on ZEE5 or quoting these in everyday life, these lines will always have a special place in our hearts. Did we miss any of your favorites?
