12 Best Jab We Met Dialogues That Deserve Their Own Fanbase

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Geet isn’t just a character, she’s a whole vibe! And Aditya, let’s just say he’s the kind of green-flag guy every girl wants! And together, these two brought a love story that has been etched in our hearts forever. No wonder it performed so well, even with a re-release that happened in India in February 2025. Whether you’re a fan of romantic movies or comedy movies, this one is the perfect rom-com for every mood. And you can watch Jab We Met movie on ZEE5 with an Epic On ZEE5 Add-On(available in select countries). Now, it doesn’t matter if you’re Team Geet or Team Aditya(or both), there’s no denying the fact that there’s nothing more iconic than Jab We Met dialogues.

So, if you’ve ever sassily said “Main apni favourite hoon!” in the mirror or dropped a “Sikhni hoon main Bhatinda ki!” during an argument(we see you), this list is for you. So, without further ado, let me give you what you came here for—12 best Jab We Met dialogues that deserve their own fanbase

Best Jab We Met dialogues EVERYONE Remembers!

1. “Main apni favourite hoon!”

This line is the Geet personified. Who needs external validation when you’ve got this kind of self-love energy, right? Honestly, if you can’t feel this, you need to give yourself some love!

2. “Ab toh mera haath chor do… Itni bhi sundar nahi hoon main.”

Sassy? Check. Understated confidence? Double check. If you’re trying to humblebrag with style, this dialogue by Geet is definitely a go-to..

3. “Bachpan se hi na mujhe shaadi karne ka bahut craze hai, by god!”

Geet’s full-throttle obsession with shaadi is both hilarious and adorably chaotic. I mean, imagine saying this to a complete stranger? But well, that’s Geet for you. She doesn’t just want a wedding—she wants a Bollywood-level grand affair, by god!

4. “Bhai sahab, aap convince ho gaye hai ya main aur bolu?”

This line! Only Geet could turn a nervous train scene, where the TC catches you without a ticket, into a full-blown TED Talk.

5. “Tum hamesha aise he bakwas karti ho ya aaj koi special occasion hai?”

Aditya’s sarcasm is so dry, it should come with a hydration warning. I mean, this line is peak “I’m done with your drama but am kinda secretly enjoying it” energy.

6. “Koi doubt matt rakhna dil me, Sikhni hoon main Bhatinda ki!”

This one is not just a line; it’s a cultural reset, a moment that defined Desi pop culture. The way she screams this line at Aditya after missing her train for the first time ever? Purely iconic!

7. “Aapse puchna tha, aap jo ye sab bolte hain, iske paise charge karte hain ya ye muft ka gyaan hai? Kyunki chillar nahi hai mere paas.”

Need a polite(but savage) way to shut down unsolicited advice? Bookmark this. Geet’s wit isn’t just sharp but also entertaining. I’ve definitely used this once or twice in my life. Haven’t you?

8. “Jo kuch insaan real mein chahta hai, actual mein, usko life me wahi milta hai…”

Geet delivers with so much conviction that it could make anyone believe that if you really want something, you might actually get it. 

9. “Jab koi pyaar mein hota hai, tab koi sahi galat nahi hota…”

This one’s for the romantics who believe that following your heart doesn’t need logic, just courage.

10. “Tumhe uthakar museum mein rakhna chahiye… ticket lagni chahiye tumhe dekhne ke liye.”

When Aditya said this to Geet, we couldn’t really say if he was still annoyed or was he starting to warm up to her. Well, I think the latter.

11. “Tu original piece hai, maloom hai na tujhe? Aisa dusra nahi hai…”

Don’t all of us want someone who’ll say this to us? I know, I do.

12. “Aisa lag raha tha jaise kuch galat ho raha ho, jaise koi train chhoot rahi ho…”

If you’ve ever had that gut feeling that you’re letting go of something special, this line probably lives rent-free in your head. It’s poetic, relatable, and oh-so-heartbreaking. And luckily, Geet realized it in time and got the love of her life.

Why These Jab We Met Dialogues Still Matter

Years later, these dialogues haven’t aged a day. They’re funny, deep, and full of personality — just like Geet and Aditya. Whether you’re texting your BFF, updating your WhatsApp bio, or throwing sass at the world, there’s always a Jab We Met dialogue for the moment.

What to Watch if You Love Jab We Met?

If DDLJ gave us the magical Raj-Simran romance, Jab We Met gave us realness with Geet-Aditya. And thanks to the legendary dialogues, this movie is practically immortal in desi pop culture. So, if you love Jab We Met and are wondering what to watch next, ZEE5 has got a bunch of rom-coms perfect for your weekend binge. Check out movies like Cocktail, Tanu Weds Manu Returns, Luv Ki Arrange Marriage, Main Prem Ki Deewani Hoon, Geetha Govindam, Kaho Na Pyaar Hai, and more, only on ZEE5!

Meanwhile, keep quoting, keep vibing — and remember to say this every day:

“Main apni favourite hoon!”